boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

by Ovidien February 18, 2007

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 4, 2008

So-Lame, Boregon

Oh-so-precious nickname for the city of Salem, Oregon. Primarily used by myopic teenaged hipsters who think they are entitled to automatic, effort-free, spontaneous fun. Not used by those who care to read a newspaper once in a while.

Dude, the bus to Wunderland stopped running a half hour ago. Just another day in So-Lame, Boregon.

by Beaver O'Lindy August 8, 2006

boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"

by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005

Danielle Bregoli

n. a girl or woman who swares a lot and brags about wearing gucci flip flops

My friends' moms are such Danielle Bregolis

by my good pseudonym March 12, 2019

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm so you can get out of an unsatisfying intercourse session.

"The sex was so bad I literally had a boregasm. I just wanted to get out of that place."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Breggy

A nickname for an exceptional Indian individual named Brahadesh Sivakumar who exceeds expectation in every way. He is best known for his basketball skills, his participation on the tennis team, and the suggestion box.

Guy number one: Is that God?
Guy number two: No. That's just Breggy.

by The Bregginator June 14, 2018