Beltsering

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.

Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!

by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

corbyn besson

corbyn is a baddie. fucking hot & cute & pErFeCt asf ♡ his hair, smile, face, everything is perfect
YA YEET

corbyn besson is hot
corbyn is everything

by baddie fo realz August 23, 2018

beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

by Nemrem February 20, 2006

Girl Best friend

Girl bestfriend is the best person you'll meet in your life.She'll cuddle you like your a Big brother and protect you like your one too.She's the person who makes you smile,laugh and be yourself around the most!She would treat you like family and would be really proud of you no matter what you did she would text you in the morning and night and he would invite you around to her house all the time.You'd know her family and be comfortable around them,you'd drink tea and watch movies together whilst eating loads of junk food,then you would talk about everything and anything you ever knew and ever hoped and dreamed off.She would take you out to places and the cinemas and you could trust Her with anything!

That's My Girl Best friend But Nottingham My Girl Friend

by BIGG DADDY NATE February 12, 2018

BEATSNGPE

A person gets mad for no reason . A stupid retarded person
Spoiled brat

That child is spoiled it’s A BEATSNGPE

That beats Ng Pe boy is bad
Parents beats Ng Pe

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 5, 2020

Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.

Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.

by Bofheart May 2, 2011