the Behrend Ratio

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010

Brendan

Awesome guy
Great friend
Very loyal
Amazing hair
Every guy wishes he could be like him and be his friend
All the girls love him
Great cuddler
fun loving guy at times
Good at sports but not an arrogant jock
Not conceited

Gorgeous
Is nice to everyone
Funny and can make you smile by being himself
Party animal at times
Can be cold but is eventually nice again
Very smart
Loves reading

Best boyfriend
Loves animals
Athletic

That guy is such a brendan, u wish he was mine

by A_Red_Boss May 14, 2015

Brenda

Theres this girl Brenda, I call her Bren for short. Shes so beautiful and everything a perfect girl could be. She has long curly beautiful hair. Brown honey eyes that light up like midnight stars. She has in intense high positive energy that is contagious. You might not recognize her now but you will notice her beautiful spirit. Her smile gives me intense weakness. Her laughter makes my heart beat faster. I love her with every ounce in me. No one is more beautiful than the. She is kind, committed to love and her honesty regardless of those who misunderstand and judge her with their jealous little hearts. Brenda knows her worth and petty opinions do not move her. She protects what she loves and cares for deeply. Don't speak badly of her friends, and family, she will hurt you. Brenda expresses her feelings with clarity and full confidence. She is always happy for other people and their successes. She manifests good energy and doesn't entertain with evil people and their bad energy. Brenda, is all a guy could ever want. She is all his heart ever needs.

Beautiful bombshell Brenda, who else can compare?

by SweetPanDulce June 1, 2019

berends

Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name

You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.

by Dadmom May 27, 2020

Brenda

Brenda is a kind hearted girl, for a Brenda to say “I love you” it takes time but when she does it comes from the kindest place in her heart. Brenda is beautiful, even though she doesn’t know she is. Brenda is very funny and easy going for the most part although for her it takes time to loosen up. Brenda is impatient and cares too much about what others think. This girl will NOT fall for anyone easily and trusting anyone is very difficult but if you stick it through she will be there forever.

I dated a Brenda, fell in love and ended on great terms. Her and I are great friends now and I don’t regret her in any way.

by jackman1234 June 17, 2019

Brenda

It takes alot for her to say I LOVE YOU. but when she does she says it deep and with all of her heart. She has a love lying inside her that is unexplainable. She loves hard and until the end. These girls are very beautiful, super nice, too funny, overly trustworthy, with a bombashus bubbly personality! Brendas are postive people and laugh a whole lot. She is as real as it gets. Outbeats any comparison. Her friendships are unbreakable and strong in all views. She never lies, steals, cheats, or betrays. Take every word she says to heart, Brendas speak the truth and are overly honest people all around. Intelligent and full of wisdom. Brendas will never break your heart and will extend out theres when yours is broken. If you are one of the lucky ones you will get to know a Brenda and know she is worth keeping. Brendas make best of friends. Never lose or let go of a Brenda as they are hard to replace. Brendas are adorable!!!!

"Why can't I find a Brenda?"
"Because not all women are made beautiful like her"

unbreakable funny cute brenda

by my dream girl August 23, 2011

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017