twig and two berries

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

by yo May 13, 2004

glitter berries

berries that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them, and make you act weird until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Consuming of these may result into having to get your stomach pumped

"Quinn acts like she's on glitter berries.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

dinggle berries

When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.

I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.

by bennyBb May 29, 2007

Dangle Berries

Dangle Berries are the result off an unproperly wiped arse, also known as chum nuts. Or in planer words, pieces of poo caught on your bum hairs

I was having a bit of a sesh with the old woman the other night, turned her over and her arse was covered in dangle berries.

by Stevie Badman C February 25, 2009

Raccoon Berries

Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.

Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.

by Marvin the Bear September 17, 2010

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.

Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.

by S Hunter July 25, 2006