Whiskey Bandage

When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.

I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.

by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013

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bondage

bondage can be as kinky or as normal as you make it! i mean if you just use a little rope to tie the chick up to the bedpost and tease her untill she screams at you to fuck her... i would go on but its getting me hot.. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KNIVES.. seriously try it some time

i asked him if he was into bondage and he fucked me so hard after he tied me to the bedpost. NICE

by bubble muffin April 3, 2008

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bondage

Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.

Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.

Stu: That's hot dude! With who?

Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

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bondage pads

football pads with straps resembling those that you would see in some kinky bondage film.

"bondage pads are better then regular pads" said jimmy.

by niggasense September 8, 2005

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bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

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