Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Bend Her over the Barbie 

The act of penetrating the girl from behind over a barbeque such as the high end Weber or Viking brand.

Ralph decided to bend her over the barbie grill......

Bend Her over the Barbie by Garage Dweller2 March 11, 2009

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over 

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.

Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012

bend the other cheek over 

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

bend the other cheek over by AdriBear May 12, 2018

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

a gay joke. sounds like (BEND OVER AND FILL MY CRACK IN)

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken, please.

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken by joker4432 June 29, 2011

ben dover 

the best fake name ever.

Hi, Im Dr. Ben Dover, I'll be conducting your examination today.

ben dover by Dr. Ben Dover December 19, 2007