Beartrap

A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.

Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.

James: What did she say to do?

Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.

by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010

beartank

In World of Warcraft, a druid who acts as a tank. In order to accomplish the task, the druid must shapeshift into the form of a bear with atypically thick skin.

I need that loot for my beartank set, nub.

by Zefram January 28, 2008

beartrap

Inserting your penis into a womans mouth while she is sleeping

I ended up in the hospital after I gave Khaled's mom a beartrap.

by Overneath! September 28, 2008

Benart

To Bend over and fart

I went to pick up my pencil and i wound up benarting in little joe's face.

by MW713 May 3, 2008

befarned

to warn someone before they commit a regretable act such as fornicating with a beer goggles princess.

Hey man did you see how ugly that girl was that Paul banged last night was? Yeah i befarned him she had crabs too!

by Chronor April 26, 2009

urban beartrap

When your side hoe wants to become your main one and goes extreme measures to do so. The whore waits until you've buried your cock into her hole and squeezes her pussy to hold your cock inside her. You then try desperately to get out of her pussy before you cum.

I was caught in a urban beartrap last night.

by WhiteDeath115 January 15, 2016

beflarting

To place the buttocks together in a backed up position and then farting at the same time. yes, that is what i said.

"Beflarting is so much fun." I love beflarting on a hot day." "Oddly, there is a hint of roses in the air with the act of beflarting."

by someyumbum August 31, 2013