befarned

to warn someone before they commit a regretable act such as fornicating with a beer goggles princess.

Hey man did you see how ugly that girl was that Paul banged last night was? Yeah i befarned him she had crabs too!

by Chronor April 26, 2009

Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed

Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!

by TanaDarko October 22, 2020