Berner

Someone who is normally short in stature, that fits easily under a desk to do their "service" to the boss's member, can be a huge douchebag to coworkers and anyone else they may come in contact with.
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Man, James is such berner, always kissing up to the boss.

by Myke Oxbig February 13, 2014

beerzerk

A form of madness due to lack of, or over-consumption, of beer.

" Man if i dont have any beer, im gonna go beerzerk tonight"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd September 25, 2003

Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

by beer devourer September 19, 2009

Beerjerk

A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.

Beerjerk called that fratboy a gay circus pony after he offered him a Bud Light.

by Beerjerk July 1, 2011

Beerberry

Strawberries are berries grown on straw.
Cranberriesare berries that cranes love to eat.
Blueberriesare berries which color is blue.
And so your belly is ...
Beerberry

Berryberry is a berry filled with a lot of beer.

I've been spending too much time at bars lately and getting fat. Look at my belly, it's a "beerberry."

by Sachie Kanda February 14, 2008

beerverages

A beverage that just so happens to be a beer. Playful. Often used in written correspondence when the word "beer" would be inappropriate.

Synoynms: BEvERages.

"Hey broski, would you like to come over for beerverages after class?"

On Event Sign: Big School Party! Come One, Come All. Barbecue and Beerverages at 8, Dancing at 10.

by DaveBasic November 11, 2010

beerjerker

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.

Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.

by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011