Skip to main content

beezo-hound

An exeptionally clever canine that can fetch humans beezos on request and impregnate bitches without paying any child support.
"Hey, Cletus. I'm all out of beezo. Tell that beezo-hound, Maginald to fetch me a fresh one...and stop paying child support."

"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
by Camel von Woogieton November 13, 2006
mugGet the beezo-hound mug.

Benzoylecgonine

By product of cocaine which is detected in urine.
Coaine use can be detected by the Benzoylecgonine that is in your urine.
by William S. Jackson Jr. May 3, 2006
mugGet the Benzoylecgonine mug.
Related Words
beenzo beezo benzo beeno benzosexual Benzoned benzor Beento5 beenboldd beenz

benzor

To make a stupid mistake (normally terminal for the hardware involved) that no one with half a clue should make.
OMG! He just benzored my CPU!
by TheNameLessOne September 26, 2003
mugGet the benzor mug.

Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016
mugGet the Benzoned mug.

Benzobarbie

Affectionate name given to a blonde haired male or female, generally attractive, with a tan who spends their days in a benzodiazepine haze to cope with social interaction.
Look at that gorgeous Lady at the bar, she’s dribbling her drink over her boobies, she’s a Benzobarbie.
by Clapham-junction July 19, 2018
mugGet the Benzobarbie mug.

Benzo_X

Epic gamer chad pro 2b2t au player, friend of fellow chad wxtl
wxtl: "have you heard of Benzo_X?"
person 2: "the Epic gamer chad pro 2b2t au player, friend of fellow chad wxtl?"
by Wal2D2 June 18, 2021
mugGet the Benzo_X mug.

benzophobia

Irrational fear of hexagons & other aromatic organic compounds due to extensive study of organic chemistry.
“Man did you hear about Candice’s benzophobia?”
“Who’s Candice?”
by Monk_Monke May 6, 2022
mugGet the benzophobia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email