Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

bedowngrade

Worse than downgrade

"I hope someday you have a child and someone bedowngrades and belittles him"

by OSU_Cowboys October 8, 2007

Bedoism

Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.

Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "

by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009

bedside rag

Often an old t-shirt, however any semi absorbant textile material will suffice. The bedside rag is kept beside your bed and is used for cleaning up the goo after you have shamefully loved yourself. There are several methods which can be employed when using the bedside rag. a)goo on your hand and wipe onto the rag, b)goo onto your stomach (could involve snail-trail-slime) or my favourite which is least messy c) put the rag on your stomach and goo straight onto it, this needs no after-goo clean up so you can go straight to sleep. This invention allows for the moment of bliss after gooing to kept on into the night, however it is best to throw it out after a while as it gets a bit mucky, and you have to start thinking of excuses why you've got an old stainfilled mickey mouse t-shirt next to your bed (see e.g).

mother: "whats that doing there, its been there for months, and it looks pretty dirty"
you; "dont worry mum, thats just an old art t-shirt of mine which gets glue on it every now and then"

girlfriend;" errrgh, what the hell's this"
you; "i have absolutely no idea, must be hunting season i guess?"

mate;"yo, homedogg what in fashizzles name is this, it looks like it's straight outta compton, f'shaw"
you;"no sweat bruv that just be me bedisde rag"

by Rob Lewis March 16, 2005

bunk beds

What you build to make room for activities.

Dale: The bunk beds look amazing! Look at that! It looks like one you'd buy from a store! Look at all this floor space!

Brennan: SO many activities!

by Dr. Doback July 28, 2010

bedouin soundclash

Bedouin Soundclash is a Canadian rock band from Toronto. They originated as a college band at Queen's University in Kingston. Their sound can be described as a mix of reggae and rock. Some influences frequently cited by the band are The Police, The Clash and Bob Marley.

The band consists of vocalist and guitarist Jay Malinowski, bassist Eon Sinclair and drummer Pat Pengelly.

The band released its debut album, Sounding a Mosaic, in 2004. That album's single "When the Night Feels My Song" was the band's breakthrough single on Canadian radio, charting in the Top 10 on CFNY and gaining airplay on commercial radio stations throughout Canada in the summer of 2005. Also that summer, Bedouin Soundclash appeared on the Vans Warped Tour bill.

person1: hey did you hear that new BSC song?
person2: ...
person1: i know!! it is simply too good for words.
person2: yaa! canadian rock bands are amazing!! i love bedouin soundclash!

by HarveysPimp September 20, 2005

bedonkadonk

adj. large, round
usually used to describe an woman's ass
see junk in the trunk

My girl's got a nice bedonkadonk ass.

by Hackster March 4, 2004