Doing a Beaumont

Using a flesh light to jack of while in a PlayStation party

'Omg Michael is doing a Beaumont'

'That dirty hoe'

by JakoLntrn November 13, 2022

bearmonkey

1. what you name someone when you do not want to have sex with them.

2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her

1- "ew, he's a bearmonkey"

2- "oh yeah, you ride that bearmonkey!"

by Joanna T November 12, 2006

Beaumont TX. Sur 13 gang members

Sur 13 gang members that represent the south side 13 but instead of reppin crips they rep bloods

Them Beaumont TX. sur 13 gang members are reppin dat true hood and colors

by .:X3409mexicanX3:. September 28, 2007

Beaumode

Beaumode is a state of mind in which you're no longer in control of your actions, you're still awake, and your brain enters autodrive. A person who experiences beaumode does not have any recollection of the events that occured from the time they started to experience it.

Beaumode is a unique mindstate which can only be achieved through excessive overdrinking and mixing beer + liquor in your system.

by iamanonymous December 17, 2007

beatmon

a tall man who likes to get in fights with concrete floors. also very hard working, and good at making everyone laugh. Beatmon is very fond of patron and likes to drop it low.

Did you see him pull a Beatmon when he fell?

by krae2989 October 14, 2011

Beaumont

A extra large male that eats an excessive amount daily. Very lazy and usually sleeps. Often, "head of the household"

Boy 1- "Dude theres no more food in the fridge"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."

Example 2

"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"

by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008

beaumont

Place where upper class french people strut around like they know everything. Yes they are stupid. Move here and hang yourself in one week is common because it is so boring. Man everyone should just find a french person and stabb them.

Hey, Do you like my car? No, thats not your car. Um, yes it is, that is my car. No its not, my son could beat you up. Okay i agree, but that doesnt change the fact that its my car. Beaumont

by Beaumont Alberta January 3, 2006