Boardman

A cocksure and somewhat over confident attitude following a 2-minute sexual liaison with an extremely brass yat.

Jesus mate, you're such a Boardman. She was a 2.46 at best!

by Mr_Peacock September 25, 2010

bearmanpig

Global warming. On an episode of South Park, liberal idiot, Al Gore, tries to convince everyone that they are in danger from a ficticious beast called "Bearmanpig". This is a metaphor for global warming.

Honey, don't forget to put on suntan lotion or Bearmanpig will get you. I'm super serial.

by David Mize August 3, 2007

beardstache

The mustache attached to a beard.

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.

by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010

Beardsence

A sixth sense acquired by the wearer of a sufficiently large beard. Gives ability to catch wild birds and not be seen till rather close to people.

His beardsence helped him catch that pigeon in the park

by Wiead Fraak Dreadlocman November 30, 2010

Beardson's Law

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.

Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.

by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022

BMF (beardmanface)

BMF stands for beardmanface who is a british streamer who commonly plays dead by daylight a hunter killer type game and is also known for his laugh,humor and haircut go follow him at twitch.tv/BeardManFace or his brother twitch.tv/PunchMouthTV

sincere condolences Demandedsoul

there is a streamer on twitch with the initials of BMF (beardmanface) who we all watch

by DemandedSoul;) February 1, 2021

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.

Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.

by mkorn November 12, 2007