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Benjamise

To influence outcomes with force, and exploit all possible resources to their maximum potential.
"Yea, he really Benjamised that project". "Oh man, did you see the fight on Saturday night?... xxxx got completely benjamised". "You better prepare yourself for total benjamisation".
by G-Force Combatant October 2, 2018
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Benjamin

An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
by Ain't NO Forgazi October 15, 2011
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Benjamin

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
by yogaprincess February 6, 2010
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Benjamins

Benjamins are 100 dollar bills
the reason people call them Benjamins is because the face on the bill is of Benjamin Franklin who was a publisher, a philosopher, a scientist, and the first major American inventor.
We gots to get those Benjamins
by Therealest662 May 13, 2005
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Breaking Benjamin

The Best Freaking Band in the World
in my case only known for "So Cold"
and 'Sooner or Later" but have many better songs
FireFly Could you shine your light
Now I know your ways
'cause they're just like mine
Now I'm justified
As I fall in line
And it's hard to try
When you're open wide

,FireFly
by Willie the Great April 21, 2005
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Bunjamin

Sweetest, cheesiest guy you'll ever meet. Jaws drop, eyes widen, and hearts break when he walks past you. Interesting personality, great sense of humor and someone who will make your day 10x better. One of the most caring person. Someone who puts others before himself. Gives the warmest and longest hugs. Has a way of attracting all the chicks. Sexy eyes everyone would die for and a smile that stays in every girls' hearts. The most amazing person you could ever meet. If you meet a guy named Bunjamin, keep him close and hold on tight because hes a keeper.
Random kid- I like cats, their cute.
Girl- ahh that reminds me of Bunjamin!
by cocoooobutter October 31, 2011
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breaking benjamin

a great band only known for their one song "so cold" which the radio stations played out but will not pay attention to their other great songs such as polyamorous,ordinary man,blow me away,away,water,forget it,home,firefly and many more the band is slowly gaining its popularity but is still mostly underground which i think is best and decreases the time of them selling out.so far they have 3 cds out "saturate","wer not alone", and "so cold EP" which features the acoustic version of so cold and a song used on the halo 2 sound track "blow me away"
random wonna be: dude what are u listening to?
me:breaking benjamin
random wonna be:breaking who?
by sema.RU December 24, 2004
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