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Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
by Immodest December 20, 2009
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Blonde attack

when a blonde has a laughing attack, laughs at basically anything, and starts rolling on the floor laughing her brain out, blonde attacks are contagious and also effect brunettes, but not as strong.
Person 1: Ur having a BLONDE ATTACK! HAHA

blonde person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by moveitfool July 18, 2009
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blonde bombshell

A supa-sexy blonde (usually female)
Elisha Cuthbert is just one of the new and upcoming blonde bombshells in Hollywood.
by Coral Capettini August 12, 2004
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Blonde

A hair colour, that in no way effects a person's intelligence, personality, sluttiness, or boob size.

A person who is naturally born blonde can't help that they are blonde, as it is genetic.

Not all blondes 'hate' brunettes, because I surely don't. :)
Almost all of my very close friends aren't blonde, so I don't quite understand why or when this rivalry between these two hair colours started.

I wanted to clear up that, on behalf of all (or most) blondes, we do not hate you, nor do we think you are stupid or slutty in any way. :D

..But please, stop supporting that stupid stereotype. ^^;
How about it, eh?
Blonde: I love your hair! :D
Brunette: Thanks, I love yours too! :)
by MapleSnow March 16, 2010
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Bronded

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.
"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."
by lieberino February 18, 2012
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blonde

A hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).
That girl's hair is blonde.
by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006
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