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Ballang

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.
Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!
by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009
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bazang

A grammatical interjection that expresses a definitive, celebratory moment; a rhetorical touchdown!
...and after that the dealer gave me ANOTHER $500 off. Bazang!
by crydercohen1978 October 4, 2016
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balanje

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”
rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE
by fuck lp November 7, 2019
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fair and balanced

A slogan used by FOX news in a sarcastic sense, knowing full well that they are neither fair nor balanced, but rather simply a chairleader for the right wing agenda.
Tonight on FOX news, a fair and balanced report on how great George W. Bush is and how simply marvelous it was that we went to war with Iraq.
by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 28, 2004
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Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.
This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.
by urologistdude September 2, 2009
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Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.
Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.
by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014
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fair and balanced

The slogan for FOX news. Often means "not one sided or biased" But Fox new is primarly a conservative asshole network, so i guess it doesnt really apply here.
Hey Jon, let's see how many times this douche bag Bill O'reilly says "Fair and Balanced" in a five minute period.
by PerceptionGuitarist May 27, 2004
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