baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019

bantasmagorical

Banter that is so banterous, above The Archbishop of Banterbury, Banter Claus, and Bantersauras Rex. Used to describe high class banter.

Wow, that was so bantasmagorical!!!

by The Banterclaus October 21, 2010

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

bantasgusting

adjective. Used to describe gossip or jokes that whilst possibly amusing might also be considered tasteless / inappropriate / a desperately poor attempt at humour - in fact just anything that isn't bantalicious.

"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"

"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"

by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009

Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.

It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.

by EddieFB November 17, 2006

Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.

Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!

by The Noceros February 20, 2010

bamtard

Someone who is freakishly obsessed with Bam Margera. Most commonly found on the BMMB.

A bamtard would say: OMG I luv the bamagram, it's soooo kewl! Bam's hottttt!!!!!11 Element rawks and so does Bam's band CKY!!!!!!!

by MorbidFreddie April 18, 2004