batcoon

Is a fucking hero who lives in a dumpster. He also been known to screw others daily. (Also known a that ashole h20delierious.

Fuck I got attackd by batcoon.

by thecanadianninja February 15, 2018

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

batoot

(n) another word for buttocks. Usually used by grandparents or other elderly individuals when scolding a young whippersnapper.

"Peggy get away from those pigeons; get your batoot over here this instant!"

by Frodobaggins285 December 17, 2015

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

Baton Rouge Handshake

The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.

That girl took Nate onto the dance floor and gave him the ol' Baton Rouge Handshake.

by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003