batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.

Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

bathing suit hickey

This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.

In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."

by Liz September 25, 2004

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006