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Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.
You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket
by jariki August 12, 2010
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jive ass bastard

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009
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Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the 9 rappers that makes up the Wu-Tang Clan. The Group includes: Prince (The RZA) Rakeem, Raekwon, Method Man, GhostFace Killah, Genius (GZA), U-God, Master Killa, Inspectah Deck and of course Ol' Dirty Bastard. His other alias' include ODB, Big Baby Jesus,and Dirt McGirt. Real name Russel Tyrone Jones.
by mello_scrilla December 28, 2005
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poor bastard

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009
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Ignorant Bastard

Some one who is well aware that what he is doing is wrong or out of place but continues to do it anyway. The more he notices that his actions are irritating it invoke more of their obnoxious behavior. See Ignorant Bitch for Female definition
A man on the Subway is talking loudly on his cell phone. He looks around and sees and old lady rolling her eyes he smiles and gets louder. Someone whispers I wish that Ignorant Bastard would shut up.
ignore anti-social Rude
by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009
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Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009
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Doss bast

someone who is very annoying.
someone who does something that is disguisting.
someone who has been to luxemburg!
shut up you doss bast!
you stink you fucking doss bast!
get away from me before i deck you, you doss bast!
by Luke john william smith December 9, 2008
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