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pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").
I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night
by cramp May 16, 2010
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Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.
Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009
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Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal
"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"
by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008
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sasquatch trap

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.
Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.
by Paul Stanley's genitals August 4, 2008
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sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!
by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010
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Vasquatch

A big ass motherfucker who will knock the shit out of kids if they get and or in his way and will smack a hoe if he has to.
Mark Did you see Vasquatch today
Tony ya bro I was walking in the hall when he smacked his hoe
by Thisguysbrother November 21, 2011
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Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.
Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018
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