jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.

Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.

by One who has studied the jory October 24, 2009

Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019

Millie Battrick

Tallest person alive

“Millie Battrick” Is so tall taller then Courtney

by Gsihscsisbs December 5, 2020

Bryson Bartnicki

Very smelly, and fugly. Is secretly gay. Defiantly down bad.
Owen thinks he's hot.

He smells like a Bryson Bartnicki

by owen is daddy baddie December 7, 2021