Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011

Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

baftermath

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019

jacob barber

cutest. we love him :) best character on defending jacob
<3

wow jacob barber is perfect!

by smileyyfacee April 29, 2020

Bareera

Rare name given to the type of girl you wouldn't want to mess with, top boss, runs the streets. Can most likely Dutty whine like a girl off a SHON DA PAUL video, and will break every bone in your body if you ever get rude to her.
Respected, wanted, feared, TOP DON.

Person one - "Who's that?"
Person two - "If you don't know who Bareera is... you don't know anything

by SHONDAPOL March 16, 2013

master baiter

A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

I'm a master baiter.

by The Master Baiter September 9, 2004