barfed

to vomit

i barfed near the toilet.

by mitana April 19, 2016

grocery bagged

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.

"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"

by chipper109 January 16, 2010

barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

by eric October 15, 2004

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

tard barge

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

by team short bus September 3, 2005

tea_bagged

When a male places his testes on another person's facial region.

John pulled out his testes, stood over Jane's head, and tea_bagged her while she was sleeping on the couch.

by DMeiser July 25, 2006