Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

by I got you back July 18, 2009

bachelor

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor
Person B: It can only go downhill from there

by conioh January 11, 2009

Bach

greatest composer that ever walked the earth... to think that people like nirvana and greenday... tut tut.

bouree; class! best piece to play on ye guitar.

by spaz man November 16, 2004

Babchin

the sideburns that grow down and connect at the chin

Ew, look at that guy! He used to be so cute until he grew a Babchin.

by Bingerwoman February 9, 2010

Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

Kuttar Bachcha

Kuttarbachcha (Bengali/Bangla) = Son of a bitch

Tui akta kuttar bachcha.

by tuneslover August 6, 2011