bairnbane

Killing of one's child, filicide
Not to be confused with childbane (killing of a child)

So many people talking about bairnbane due to the rise of abortion.

by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

Bainting

Bainting is when one flicks one of their nuts to become bigger than the other
It is a form of excruciating self pleasure

Duuude bainting too long makes my testicle swell up to the size of tennis ball

by Churr0 December 9, 2025

Bainted

Past tense of Bainting (flicking one nut multiple times to make it larger than the other)

Duuuude I fuckin bainted way too hard yesterday my dih is looking left now because my right testicle pushes it that way

by Churr0 December 9, 2025

tainty bainty

tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.

tainty bainty is kinda musty.

by sarahpaulsonhotdogwater April 11, 2021

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 2, 2022

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Draoi-BaintFuinneamh

dree BANT FWIN-yuv

Noun

Modern Irish Gaelic, constructed term

Definition:
A Druid characterized by the ability to absorb or remove negative energy.

This term combines "Draoi" (meaning Druid) with "BaintFuinneamh," a blend of "baint" (to remove) and "fuinneamh" (energy), specifically negative energy ("diúltach").

Cultural Note:
This term is a neologism in Irish Gaelic

The role of the Draoi-BaintFuinneamh in the ritual was to cleanse the area of any harmful energies.

by Kewk January 14, 2024