a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
by kangamater May 30, 2014
Get the gas station bathroom mug.Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.
by ToddRidesBurton December 7, 2009
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For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.
For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 28, 2006
Get the bathroom mug.1.v. the act of accidentally walking in to the opposite gender bathroom.
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)
1. dude, I just totally bathrooped. Man I feel like an ass.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.
by chernobylspice October 9, 2003
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A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.
She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008
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Get the Bathroom Bashing mug.A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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