bache kooni

Bache kooni means a homosexual male who likes penis inserted into his anus. A bache kooni loves anal sex. But, the "bache kooni" person must be the one whose anus is penetrated by a penis.

Hey you "bache kooni"!

by John William Smith IV September 2, 2015

Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

by I got you back July 18, 2009

bagle

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

by ShortAsian June 22, 2006

bachelor

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor
Person B: It can only go downhill from there

by conioh January 11, 2009

Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

Baclicard

It's like one big-ass flashcard. You can fit a case, 8 differentials, like 3 pharm things, and ur mum. It was coined by people who don't know what a flashcard actually is.

Joseph: Yo, did ya make your Baclicard yet?
Johnny: Nah mang, you're never ever done. It never fookin ends.

by NotaNurse November 7, 2021