bachelor party

A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.

Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.

by RachelSue September 10, 2010

Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014

bachelor frog

4 chan meme depicting a frog, showing extremely lazy solutions to everyday problems such as hygiene, cooking and masturbating.

Bachelor frog:

Bed is sagging in the middle

Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic

by Half n' half November 24, 2009

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

"You Baby Backed Bitch!"

by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013