Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009

Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Angry Baboon

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009

Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.

by yo_daddy March 29, 2005

Babushka baboons

Hi this is another definition for the word above :) We were going to be called failed abortions but we weren't allowed, so we named them the Babushka baboons they are the most legendary band in the wold if you do not like this band name *normal person* you will not like how we act we are crazy and scream for exact reason if you do then your are a wierd person we love theses type of person SO GO BEYOND also bakugos HAWT!!!!!!

*wierd person no. 1* LOOK THERES THE LEGENDARY BAND BABUSHKA BABOONS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH ??
*normal person*No they are horrible

by IAMABABOOSKABABOON November 3, 2020

Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018