all bark

Short for all bark and no bite. Comes from dogs that look aggresive and bark like they're going to cause you great harm, but they won't actually bite you. They just sound threatening. So if you say someone is all bark, you're telling people to disregard the warnings or threats of that person, because he or she won't actually follow through with them.

Old Man Johnson: "If you god damn kids cut through my yard again, I'm gonna come out there and rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Kid 1: "Wow, we better get outta here."

Kid 2: "Don't worry about him, he's all bark. He ain't gonna do shit."

by Coell May 31, 2006

clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015

Barka Dogs

Barka Dogs are annoying children with down syndrome that started watching Barcelona play since 2009.

Hey look at those Barka Dogs barking with their stupid cancerous logic.

by UEFALONA January 6, 2019

sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

baraki

a "baraki" is a kind of "red-neck" in Belgium.
They never change their clothes, they never wash himself, stinks and often wears a sweatpants without trademark purchased at 0.50$.

Their favourite city is "Charleroi" and "Liège" in Belgium, full of "baraki".

PS: Charleroi is the ugliest city in the world.

Jeanne: "Hi John! How are you?"
John: "Damn, you stink... And what's these clothes? Get away baraki!"

by BLOED June 4, 2016

Bob Barker

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.

"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004

BarkEater

1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”

I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.

by Elliott777 November 17, 2010