Average

An average person is someone who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys playing with their socks during church!

most of america, Average

by thewoman February 27, 2010

Average Joe

An ordinary person, especially a man.

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)

by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003

Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).

"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".

by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Avenge

1. Exact punishment for something: To inflict punishment because of a wrong done.

2. Retaliate on behalf of somebody: To retaliate on behalf of yourself or somebody else for a wrong done.

Pretty simmular to revenge. The DIFFERENCE, however is, that revenge is to get even with someone for something he did to you. Avenge is to get even with someone for something he did to someone you care about.

1. She swore to avenge his death.
2. She was determined to avenge her brother.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016