averge 

Averge is the word Average but misspelled .
Average , Noun : a middle point between extremes , normal , middle

Hey I wrote I had an averge day in my test paper , my teacher gave me an F for misspelling average

averge by LoLHD October 5, 2016

savage not average 

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.

Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

savage not average by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023

Anal Avenger  

A lesser-known super hero; notorious for defeating criminals through brutal anal intercourse.

Criminal 1 : Man, when we're done with this heist, I think I'm going to fly to.....
Criminal 2 : Oh shit! The Anal Avenger!
Anal Avenger : Don't worry guys, I got you're two tickets to Bang-Cock right here!

Anal Avenger by OverTheRainbow August 21, 2008

Avengers Endgame 

A MOVIE EVERYONE WILL SLAP YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE IN PUBLIC UNTIL SIX MONTHS AFTER IT COMES OUT

Did you hear about Marshall after he left Avengers Endgame and was talking about it with his friends? Everyone who passed by kicked, punched or tripped him. Hope that taught you a lesson about spoiling movies.

Avengers Endgame by POTATOES > CHEESE May 8, 2019

averie potter 

a home wrecker that will take your boyfriend with her crooked nose... ginger

averie potter is such a home wrecker

averie potter by hehe_silly_goose June 15, 2020

averager  

A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate culture's norms of popularity. An averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.

Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.

The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.

"Ugh! Let's leave. This bar couldn't have more averagers."

"Don't join that frat! Look who's in it! It's just one averager after another."

averager by wren1776 October 18, 2008

crisis averted 

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017