Austria

A country that has many great achievements. These include:
Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
Yodeling

Austrians are the masters of making other Europeans pissed off.

by Error 666 June 26, 2023

austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.

An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"

by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014

austrian handjob

When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"

by CaillouSwagDick April 26, 2016

Austrianism

Austrian economics.

Personal financial responsibility is austrianism

Austrianism is in exile

by Cerebrex May 19, 2022

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

austrian

Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games

Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian

by Zey October 22, 2003

austrian words pt.1

austrian words, which:

aren't very nice

not usally used in everyday life

just typical autrian :)

austrian words pt.1

notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä

därrisch - deaf

ungustl - unsympathetic human

scheangln - squint

batschn - slippers

narrisch - going mad

kebbln (e=ä) - scold

jausn - snack

hockn - work

häferl (er=a) - mug

raunzn - whine

sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless

habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend

umadum - around

gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped

fad - boring

schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream

oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women

brunzn - piss

nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening

wuzler (er=a) - table football

liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot

wappler (er=a) - idiot

grindig - disgusting

schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing

by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011