by Thehamsterthathadnohome January 6, 2017
Get the delaney + aditya mug.1. (Noun) a best friend you admire for their talent, so much so that you yell FACK YOU at because they’re so amazing.
2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.
(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.
To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.
(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.
To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
Example 1:
Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”
Example 2:
Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”
Example 2:
Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
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A disorder that affects corporate America whereby the person suffering will, during an audit, blurt out unnecessary information to an auditor to show that they have complete knowledge of any and all related (or unrelated) subject matter. Instead of answering a question posed by an auditor with a one or two word answer, the person suffering from the disease will explain in lengthy detail any related process thereby making the auditor more suspicious and causing more audit work.
Auditor: How many times did Bill go on travel this year?
Correct Answer: Two.
Auditurrets Answer: Well, he took 12 trip and we paid for all of those trips at first, but once we found out he took his boyfriend to work on the job in Hawaii, we started realizing that we shouldn't have been paying for all of those trips and so we conducted our own internal audit where we found that Bill was not the only one that had been using company funds to pay for family trips so we had to go back and adjust our rates to make up for all of the things we missed on the first time around, but needless to say this situation has been corrected now and we've got it all back under control because we've created an addendum to the travel policy to make sure that it's clear that you cannot take family members or other friends on travel, well, that we will pay for... So I guess they could still take them on travel to the same spot, but we wouldn't pay for it this time. Anyway, after everything was corrected, we only ended up paying for two of Bill's trips. So...two.
Correct Answer: Two.
Auditurrets Answer: Well, he took 12 trip and we paid for all of those trips at first, but once we found out he took his boyfriend to work on the job in Hawaii, we started realizing that we shouldn't have been paying for all of those trips and so we conducted our own internal audit where we found that Bill was not the only one that had been using company funds to pay for family trips so we had to go back and adjust our rates to make up for all of the things we missed on the first time around, but needless to say this situation has been corrected now and we've got it all back under control because we've created an addendum to the travel policy to make sure that it's clear that you cannot take family members or other friends on travel, well, that we will pay for... So I guess they could still take them on travel to the same spot, but we wouldn't pay for it this time. Anyway, after everything was corrected, we only ended up paying for two of Bill's trips. So...two.
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Aditya Tripathi is the most honest and humble person. He has the riches of love, respect, care, success and happiness. He is the biggest scientists born ever. He is the man of his word.
Aditya Tripathi accomplishes everything he think of. He will build a big research centre in his country and would take the research in his field forward. Aditya Tripathi is the crazy funny friend. He is the best sea diver. He is the inspiration for everyone who is in his life.
Aditya Tripathi received this years breakthrough in science award. I am so proud of my Australian monkey.
by As you like it July 17, 2021
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by triKurrDurr August 7, 2021
Get the auditorsexual mug.Someone with a bid ego. Usually gay/ girl digger. Sucks at video games (Known to run and gun). Uses 'XD' way to much and cringe emojis. This makes him extremely gay. Loves to suck dick. Sucks sids dicks. Is a fucking failure macha failure macha. Loves the cringiest movies form the gayest actor Vijay.
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by Chammidi January 26, 2022
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