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Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.
by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009
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Athlete-Gamer

An athlete who uses the skills acquired from gaming to assist him or her on the playing field in real life.
The athlete-gamer used the hand-eye coordination he learned from League of Legends to help improve his play on the baseball diamond.
by Ghostsnypa May 5, 2014
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unnecessary athlete

A person (typically a young male) who possesses significant athletic ability and takes a liking to displaying his talents at times when it seems inappropriate.
Ray: (After jumping a desk.) Yes!!!! Pumped!
Mick: Goddamn Ray, you are such an unnecessary athlete.
by spizzle81 November 25, 2009
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Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
by RoidRage January 2, 2010
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insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
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John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase
Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud
by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019
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Bedroom athlete

Bedroom athlete Sports entertainment is porno the large body of work is a bKhaki shirt
by Kingofdick February 1, 2022
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