Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

gasterbating

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness

My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".

by Tstawm March 10, 2011

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

asterbation

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

alternating UPPER case

1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.

2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.

1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow

2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!

by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020

assturbating

Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.

Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!

by b to the r a d March 6, 2009