A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.
Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.
by bananaplush August 28, 2016
Get the mr assumptionsmug. Everyone was assumptive over that odd lady, and they stole her car to see what she has.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.
One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.
One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
by User 18888 February 5, 2023
Get the Assumptivemug. Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.
Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
Get the test that assumption at your earliest conveniencemug. An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
Get the Illogical Marian Assumptionmug. by Beast3270 October 28, 2019
Get the Assumptionmug. It's not an assumption.
Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
Get the Assumptionsmug. A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
Get the The Assumption Songmug.