chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

assumptioner

One who hails (comes) from the Catholic school Our Lady of Assumption

There are a lot of assumpionters at my school.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

assumption

To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.

That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.

Assumption... yeah.

by sdasdsadsadass May 30, 2006

rational assumption

The word utilized by caucasians in the scientific community when they realize that their 10 years in graduate school went down the shitter and they have no fucking clue what they're talking about but they still want to sound smart. Comparitive to conjecture, speculate, or hypothesize. This term is basically the honkey's way of saying "guess" while still maintaining a know-it-all air about themselves.

"I may be going out on a limb, but I will make a rational assumption and say that in 20 years there will not be a single white NBA player left because they are all afraid of Lebron James's big black cobra."

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

ASSUMPTION SCHOOL

The only thing you can make an assumption about here is that all the guys are gay and all the girls are submissive. The teachers flirt with the popular kids and if they’re feeling fruity they’ll tell you to pull down your skirt. Don’t look up when walking up there stairs cause you’ll get wiff of a 6th graders ass in your face. Watch out for the one emo kid in every grade who doesn’t brush their hair and hisses at you if you don’t watch anime. The only thing these kids should be praying about is that they don’t end up at Dominic with the sluts and jockeys who think they’re rich because daddy bought them a jeep for their birthday and they wear lulu.

Omg let’s compare hand sizes hehe “I already did last week I don’t want the girl at assumption school to think we’re dating" I need a girl to dance with at cotillon.

“Where is everyone going to highschool?”

*everyone* “Dominic”

"Do you have a Vera Bradley backpack"
"Yes"
"Get on your knees right now"

by The blessed Virgin Mary August 25, 2021

ASSUMPTIONATE

Giving an assumption about something you do not care about.

Question: Is this person still her?

Answer: I don't know, I would assumptionate that they are.

by xXZ-DubXx August 3, 2010