Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

Domestic Assistant

A person OR persons that dedicate their life to helping themselves while helping others. Somebody who goes above and beyond their call of duty to please their "clients". A Domestic Assistant can do any task put in front of them that involves anything in or around a household. They can also travel with their clients to different locations and assist them in whatever they may need.

"Honey, I need someone to help me around my house with many different things!" "Okay, Honey, I'll hire you a Domestic Assistant."

by A Facebook phenomenon August 11, 2010

pharm assist

When you are on rotations for pharmacy school, and your preceptor/pharmacist helps you make a clinical decision or suggests one.

After my preceptor pointed out that I should used weight based dosing for my patient, I thanked him for the pharm assist.

by JKillIan February 11, 2009

assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"

Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)

by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005

Aim Assist

Aim Assist is an extremely overpowered function all keyboard and mouse gamers have to go against constantly and unskilled controller players fuck them up because they have aim assist
Synonyms include: Aimbot, Hacks
Antonyms include: Skill, Trained Aim

e.g "OMG how that kid triple headshotted me when hip firing he has Aim Assist!"

by MoTheSlow April 2, 2020

Fist Assist

This can only be done in the missionary position during anal intercourse. You (gently) insert your fist into her vagina until you feel yourself inside her ass, then you proceed to masturbate using her colon like a sleeve. Believe me, this can be done.

My Ex. Fist assist, last night I gave her the ol' fist assist.

by StrangeO July 23, 2009

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010