asshaberdashery

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

by ntext.net August 23, 2006

asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010

asshair

The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs

by minguab February 3, 2007

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Assam

Assam, An Indian occupying country of Assamese people. probably the most beautiful, scenic, decent and awesome place on the earth. Assam was ruled by Ahom Swargadeo's the king of native Assamese people till 1826. In 1826 Assam was annexed to British India, and since 1947 after India was gifted with freedom by British Assam by the virtue of political diplomacy made a occupying province of India.

Mighty Brahmaputra flows through this country. It is the only home of one horned rhino, Tea, Muga Silk, Bihu Fest, Gamosa, rice beer and many exciting flavors.

India: Where r u from
Assamese: I am from Assam
Indian: Frightened.................. o nice, brave man.

by Ejon Lora July 11, 2010

Asshair

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.

by Rein April 22, 2003