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Assfuck

Noun. Used as a unit of grouping. Is equivalent to an extremely excessive amount.
Man, I have an assfuck of work to do.

I would give assfucks of money for that car
by commi17 November 1, 2010
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asslunking

One night I decided to take Karen and go asslunking in the hopes that I find her secret hidden treasure spot.
by Elliot Persinger November 18, 2007
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assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense
You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.
by assrasher December 3, 2013
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Assfungle

The action of taking a plunger,and shoving it up your anus.
he assfungled me soooo hard.
by I wonder who it is? :O July 18, 2017
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Assjunkie

Tom is such an assjunkie he has 3 grinder dates this weekend .

Dan you assjunkie you spilled my beer !
by Mulroara November 18, 2018
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Assfuck

Bruh he look like an assfuck but the funny thing is he never gonna ass fuck
by I FUCK UR MOTHER AND UR BROTHR December 10, 2018
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Assfuck of dawn

When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.
I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.
by Dak-kota December 6, 2022
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