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ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet
He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.
by FitnessOF July 3, 2025
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AssFace

Someone who has a face that looks like a butt; their face looks like it will fart on you.; A person who is butt ass ugly and talks shit.
Also commonly known as the male version of a "Karen".
Wow that guy really is an AssFace, he had me so fooled into thinking he was such a good guy.
by NellieBunz007 March 14, 2022
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Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.
Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.
by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023
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ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.
He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.
by FitnessOF July 3, 2025
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Assface

Shutup Assface
by pattywhackmtsack November 3, 2016
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Assface

Creator of this word/Owner: Anissa

Meaning: Ugly Person
You’re an assface
by autopsai June 12, 2022
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Assface

A person who is very cool but no one cares about them AT ALL. They can be a dick and makes a lot off bad jokes.
"Omg he's such an assface."
by litassbitch💞 June 5, 2018
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