My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.

India and Iraq are asscracks

by Keef Scott September 13, 2020

Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.

Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.

by DatBass2 October 5, 2020

asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

by King boogy December 18, 2023

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013