arsch mit ohren

German definition of a real idiot. Literally 'an ass with ears'.
Photomontage artist John Heartfield represented it as a well filled pair of men's trousers, seen from the rear, with huge human ears attached, one on either side.

"Du Arsch mit ohren!"

by squeam August 19, 2007

asschuck

verb meaning to spew from the butt

Don't go in there, I just asschucked.

by lortay August 18, 2006

asscano

When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.

Who wants to do the asscano?

by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006

Arschkarte (German)

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

Anschluss

Political or diplomatic intercourse

Freaking Germans, always ready to anschluss with other nations!

by Moody092 April 30, 2011

Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Assaholic

Describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an Asshole.

Don't mind him, he is just an assaholic.

by FionaX October 23, 2006