asshat

a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.

wow candice price is a total asshat

by josh younggayblood January 12, 2009

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Assbag

A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!

He is being such an Assbag!

by melia433 June 12, 2008

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

assbags

Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.

Save Our Seeker you assbags!

by visionhale May 25, 2010

asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010