asinine

the idea that out of nine people one of them will be a jackass

Well, there's one asinine.

by Gavin September 8, 2004

Asintits

Asintits is a VARY rare disease that affects yo ballz (only men) you ballz slowly turn into tits over time and it goes into you ash hole. Symptoms may include: aids, hemroids , periodts and p.w. But don't worry it only happens if you say 'bobs' while pooping in da toilette. Be cautious because you have been warned. STAY SAFE KIDS....(P.S the only way to cure asintits is to mak out with another man kekeke stay safe boys.)

Cool guy:hey dude have you ever heard of Asintits?
Other guy: Nah, what is it?
Cool guy: it's when you gotz aids and stuff.
Other guy: omg I... think i gotz aids...
Cool guy: Lez kissy

Other guy: ok
*maks out*
the end :D

by lighmaballaz071pp April 7, 2022

asinine

A rating for a womans ass that is almost perfect, and deserves an ass rating of a 9.

"Hey Brad, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah, she's got a nice butt."
"Yeah Brad, I'll give her asinine."
A nine? Hell no, her ass is a 7.

by SneekySlim June 1, 2011

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

Asininity

Adv: to state something or agree with someone that goes beyond indisputable, established fact

To argue me down saying that Zimbabwe is in Chicago (instead of Africa)was bad enough, but for others to laugh about it was pure asininity!

by Rheaah August 3, 2011

asinine

A word some people use to try and sound mature.

Guy 1: He does such silly stunts some times.
Guy 2: Agreed. That last one was especially asinine.
Guy 1: ...what are you, 80?

by Deeshceel May 6, 2009

asinine

The level of your ass-ness.

You're an asinine. Do you want to be an ass ten?

by Mr. Bunnsy March 16, 2010