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ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.
Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.
by Jafje February 12, 2007
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Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.
Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"
by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021
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ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.
It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.
by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007
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Ascot Room

A small room on the second floor of The Quest where local shows are usually held.
You gonna go see Somerset at the Ascot Room?
by Jess "Danny" January 31, 2005
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Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.
It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!
by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021
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ascen

awesome person! handsome, smart, caring, handsome, very observant!! ...did i say handsome? oh yeah, and handsome as well.
ascen.

its me
im ascen
:)
by you know exactly who <3 November 18, 2021
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Ascintifical

Someone who does NOT have a inclination towards science.
Oane is ascintifical.
by coolkidsscience February 16, 2023
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