armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 31, 2007

Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010

Armageddillennium

The transition from Armageddon to the Millennium.

Jesus decent from the heavens on a chariot of fire occurs during the Armageddillennium.

by SWilsonMc February 3, 2008

Armagiddyon

First of all it's spelled 'armagideon' and it is not just a bob marley word but a word used through rasta culture.

armagiddyon (armagideon) is coming.

by *Puerta* May 14, 2007

Armageddon

A felching session gone wrong.

Lighting the match was my first mistake, Armageddon.

by Semi Four June 9, 2016

armageddon sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of old bread with a piece of paper in the middle that says "ARMAGEDDON". It is a weird prank that is mailed to it's victim and there is no known reason behind the prank. Introduced in 2007.

My brother got an ARMAGEDDON SANDWICH in the mail yesterday and still hasn't figured out who sent it or what it even means.

by mysterious prank January 3, 2008

sexy armagaddon

a massive orgy consisting of 15 or more people ending in the death or suicide of eveyone in it

i wanna die in a sexy armagaddon

by butt pirates and 1/2 March 29, 2010