Palo Alto

1. Uber rich California town that made it's zillions from the tech boom of the 80's. Went down a bit after the tech market crashed, but the residents are still far from poor.

2. A kickass song by Radiohead, probably about the same town.

1. An outhose in Palo Alto would probably cost more than the house you live in.

2. "In a city of the future, it is difficult to concentrate. Meet the boss, meet the wife. Everybody's happy, everyone is made for life."- Radiohead

by Mikal K May 13, 2005

Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.

Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.

by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010

Arlo

Arlo is a kind and gentle soul and has a I will be your best friend but don’t f*ck with me attitude. Arlo’s are amazing and genuine people who can spot a fake from a mile of . They are very good at reading people emotions, they may not be the first to come to you when you are sad but I can guarantee they were the first to notice . They are either be life of the party Or just slip through the cracks some can do both but it is rare . If you were to be in a relationship with an arlo they would be the tippe of amazing partner that is up for everything wether it’s just chilling on the sofa watching tv or going on a last minute adventure to another country.

They were kind but corsages it must be an arlo

by Loopy9807 September 15, 2020

shallow alto

A city about 30 miles south of San Francisco on the peninsula which is touted as having the highest percentage of shallow peoples in the San Francisco Bay Area. Most of these folks are neuvo riche, self-entitled, narcissistic, .com transplants from out of state and more often than not, from out of the country.

Our neighbors that have a new Tesla live in Shallow Alto but we live in Palo Alto with our 1980's Toyota Pickup.

by booobies January 1, 2015

arlo

the coolest person ever he has green hair and is soo smart that he can solve any question in the blink of an eye

wow look at the arlo over there he is soo smart

by the_sameiest_man_ever July 13, 2017

Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

Alltotuned

A song which is all autotuned.

Guy 1: (sings) *Insert any Kesha song here*
Guy 2: Aww man, you can't imitate Kesha, she is alltotuned. You can never get that with your real voice.

by Qttoo March 11, 2011