Appintment

Meeting up with someone for a beer, generally referred to as a pint. Typically in a bar setting.

Do you want to come to this boring thing? Sorry I can't, i have a very important appintment tonight!

by Lorenzio February 18, 2021

appisscopated

Absolutely off your trolley, had few too many. Stumbling precariously and peeing your pants at the same time while drinking a gin and tonic and wearing a pair of gold heels. Not many notice as they are all appisscopated!

Make sure Manolo that you don’t serve that one any more drinks! They are way too appisscopated, mind the puddles on the floor Manolo bring the mop!

by Housogin November 4, 2022

appisscopated

Absolutely off your trolley, had few too many. Stumbling precariously and peeing your pants at the same time whilst drinking a gin and tonic and wearing a pair of gold heels. Still able to hold a semblance of conversation with a heavy slur.

Make sure Manolo that you don’t serve that one any more They are way too appisscopated, mind the puddles on the floor Manolo bring the mop!

by Housogin November 4, 2022

appostrious

Meaning barbaric and horrifying

That dress is appostrious!

by Connolly November 9, 2022

Appsti

When Baxsti proper noun assumes the responsibilities of an application see: app

We're using Appsti to collect and keep track of money for our trip

by pioneertvremote January 27, 2023

Appstinate

The stubborn refusal to give into the ever-growing plague of phone apps, based on an enlightened understanding of their redundant, siloed, and often privacy-invading nature.

Used to describe someone who actively rebels against the tsunami of bloatware, refuses to be another sheep in the herd of app redundancy, and generally believes that smartphones were better when they weren't weighed down by a million "essential" apps.

Note: Appstinate individuals may experience higher levels of battery life, reduced screen time, and a smug sense of superiority when hearing complaints about storage space. Side effects may include missing out on fleeting app trends that nobody remembers after two weeks.

Mike's appstinate attitude means his phone has more free storage than the entire App Store.

While everyone else was busy downloading the newest fad app, Jenna remained proudly appstinate, recognizing that she didn't need another digital leech sucking her battery and personal data.

Just because there's an app for that doesn't mean you need it. Be appstinate. Resist the urge.

by Raul Terra October 30, 2023

Appstipation

The inability to urinate or defecate unless you are using an electronic device app.

Dude was so appstipated it took him 20 minutes to go without his phone.

That's some appstipation!

by Zarglink April 1, 2024